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Post  HerbieRai on Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:47 pm

Because half the fun of war games is trash talking the enemy.

I'm going to digyour Capitols so far into the ground your dungeon zone is going to be on the other side of erfworld

( not amazing, but they all can't be A material, I gotta save the good ones for worthy opponents)

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Post  Iylzara on Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:50 pm

I'm gonna come down on your border towns so hard you'll think yo' momma landed on them.
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Post  doom3607 on Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:29 pm

The Vaygr will rip all your skulls out and use them as chamber pots. Creativity is not required, they'll simply crush your puny empires.
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Post  Nihila on Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:49 pm

The Snowpoint will freeze your bodies and use them as decoration. So please, smile while the Glaceon croaks you! Screaming architecture gets old!
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Post  HerbieRai on Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:41 pm

doom3607 wrote:The Vaygr will rip all your skulls out and use them as chamber pots. Creativity is not required, they'll simply crush your puny empires.

While we're threat stealing

Underopia will feast on your units corpses lightly seasoned with nutmeg!

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Post  Iylzara on Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:53 pm

Everything has a price.

Even your life.
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Post  doom3607 on Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:05 pm

The Vaygr need not be inventive. They shall do so anyway. The Vaygr shall devour your flesh and use the bones to make our nice sculptures. Not to mention... a Windrider is a glider... where do you think we get the pretty white sticks? That happen to be about the size of thighbones?
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Post  Iylzara on Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:27 pm

Human thigh bones, perhaps.
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Post  Squeejee on Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:28 am

You think you can party with the doombat-devouring Prince of Darkness himself!? Think again! Oz will rock new Erfworld so hard it will never be the same again!

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Post  doom3607 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:36 am

Oz will be butchered. Its people will be hollowed out and used as lighting for our cities upon having candles inserted.
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Post  thetobias on Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:39 am

And in the end after you are all done dismembering each other the whole world will be frozen in deep stasis and put in a glass box in my room...

What? Titans want nice decorations too.
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Post  doom3607 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:13 pm

You assume that you, too, will not be butchered and used as lighting. Fear the Vaygr.
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Post  W.U. on Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:51 pm

doom3607 wrote:You assume that you, too, will not be butchered and used as lighting. Fear the Vaygr.

With a rock-hard defense and a flying offensive, the only thing I fear from you is your units' blood all over my units' equipment.
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Post  doom3607 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:06 pm

BWA HA HA- thanks for the laugh, W.U.! I haven't laughed that hard in weeks!Here's one for yah- how much time every week have you spent on strategy games- turn based- for the past 11 years or so?
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Post  W.U. on Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:52 pm

doom3607 wrote:BWA HA HA- thanks for the laugh, W.U.! I haven't laughed that hard in weeks!Here's one for yah- how much time every week have you spent on strategy games- turn based- for the past 11 years or so?

Not that much, even though they are my favorite. I have played enough to know what works for me, though. So IF (and that's a big if) you manage to beat me, I'll give you a fight you won't soon forget.
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Post  doom3607 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:17 pm

I spend something on the order of two hours a day on them. And have for the past decade or so. Yes, that makes puts me high in the running for the title of Ultimate Nerd. And yes, that means I can and will kick your sorry asses with one (metaphorical) hand tied behind my back.
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Post  HerbieRai on Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:01 pm

Wow doom, there's taunting which is healthy and taunting that will make you a target. Of all those years of strategy how many were turn based and multiplayer. They run a lot different than RTS or single player strategy.

In any case, Underopia is going to tear all your cities down till not even a croakamancer can bring them back.

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Post  doom3607 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:20 pm

I was talking about TBS. And I play against other people regularly.
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Post  Shusagi on Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:44 pm

You're making yourself a pretty big target there, Doom. Be ready to back up your words and score a lot of cities for me.

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Post  doom3607 on Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:01 am

Sorry, what were you saying? I was just finishing up blowing up my... let's see... 283rd galaxy in a TBS. And that's not counting all the ones I've conquered. And then there are the non-space ones...
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Post  Iylzara on Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:44 am

Conan! What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women, to drive their children and labourers before your armies like livestock.
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Post  W.U. on Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:22 am

doom3607 wrote:Sorry, what were you saying? I was just finishing up blowing up my... let's see... 283rd galaxy in a TBS. And that's not counting all the ones I've conquered. And then there are the non-space ones...

Now try doing like Gabe and Tycho from Penny Arcade.

Go from Very Easy to EASY.
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Post  Twoy on Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:22 am

I don't want to brag, but my defense is going to be so powerful you guys will wish you never found the Kingdom of Narnia.
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Post  thetobias on Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:26 am

You don't know how powerful your defense will be just yet..

I'm about to post some combat erata.
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Re: Taunts and Trash Talking

Post  captain napalm on Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:43 am

After we destroy your entire army, we will stroll up to your ruler on a red carpet (protip: If you're incredibly stupid and missed the fact I was implying it's blood, well, I was), staple his ears together, nail his tongue to the floor, and pull his liver out. Through his intestines.

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Why is everyone staring like that?

(Who are "we"? As I've said elsewhere, my side will go up by tomorrow...)
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